GlobalWarmingIsBS.com is proud to present our new Corporate Jet
Our scientists have done it yet again! First they designed and developed our EcoHummer that ran only on old growth forest, and it was a HIT. Now they have taken it one step further and produced our first corporate jet. Yes we could have bought a brand new state-of-the-art corporate jet, but we thought it would be be shame it we didn't do our environmental part.
This beautiful piece of technology runs entirely on Birkenstocks, Croc Shoes, Fanny Packs, and of course Patchouli Oil. We first tried to get it to run on Dolphin chunks and Bear Pelts, but you would be surprised at how often those stupid dolphins clogged the air filters. Dolphins are surprisingly very tough to grind, Birkenstocks on the other hand are quite easy to shred into little bits. Tough and fierce they may be but introduce them to a wood chipper and they shred up like dry autumn leaves. Once we separate out the buckles and shred them down we get an astonishing 25 miles per metric ton!
